February 2012
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idk when men have no armpit hair, it really scares me.
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“See, my problem is the thoughts. How do you control ‘em?”
– Karl Pilkington (the guy with a head like a fucking orange)
lifewasted:
Sometimes when I’m outside I check what shirt I’m wearing so that if I die people will know I was a fan of this band and then maybe the band will find out and mention me in something, which of course will matter because I’ll be dead but I’ll just know.
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I should just get hair implants in my arm pits
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whispertoariot:
miss-psycho-sexy:
Imagine if Mark Lanegan was speaking in French during the phone sex though.
my ovaries would explode repeatedly. if that’s even possible.
“mark, i may not know any french, but i say oui oui to touching your oui oui”
HAHAHA I love you.
I’d give a Dollar Bill or many to lay him down nekkid on a Bed of Roses
ok you’re much funnier than me but
lemme go craaaazy, crazy on you Mark Lanegan
Imagine if Mark Lanegan was speaking in French during the phone sex though.
my ovaries would explode repeatedly. if that’s even possible.
whispertoariot replied to your post: I actually dreamt that Mark Lanegan phoned me and…
ugh yes
I will never recover.
I actually dreamt that Mark Lanegan phoned me and we started having phone sex.
help.
the Singles movie soundtrack is just so perfect though. let’s just take a moment to recognise this. yep.
bunnypoison replied to your post: I’ve been deaf in one ear all day and it’s…
:( been there. it stinks.
it’s fine now. I burped and it popped LOL
Earlier I got stuck at the bus stop for 40 minutes and had some old lady talking to me the whole time.
“You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it’s a plant,...”
– Henry Rollins (via twosevensclash)
I’ve been deaf in one ear all day and it’s literally driving me insane.
